Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings
In Moana the chicken has to be told not to eat rocks. Also in Moana…. The Rock has to be told not to eat the chicken.
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate